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I am a Deviously Deviant
BernieDarrellYang
Germany
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Last Visit: 178 weeks ago
Bernie
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My bedroom window is next to my neighbor's bathroom window. I've noticed that the neighbor, a great looking guy, leaves the top window open a bit and likes to look through the narrow gap into my flat. I leave my blinds open and lie on my bed masturbating in full view, giving him a fantastic show. I don't know if he knows I know what he is doing, but I'm sure he doesn't realize I get as great a kick out of it as he does!
Start by slowly stroking your clit....enough to get yourself just a bit wet...then slowly rub your inner lips, letting your fingers slide down the sides of your lips....then back over the clit....then back down the sides...it's amazing.
I put a dildo in my vagina and one up my butt and place a pillow between my legs and ride it. It feels so good because the pillows are pushing the dildo deep in my butt and it makes my vagina wetter, so I push the dildo in my vagina deeper and ride on the pillow for about 10 minutes and eventually I come.
First, spit some saliva onto the head of your cock, then, put your thumb and index fingers just beneath your head and close all fingers around your cock. Now, slowly turn your hand as if you were turning a motorbike handle. It creates an excellent handjob feeling. However, this may not work for people with curved or under 6-inch penises.
Once I was watching my dad's porn downstairs when my mom came home. I rushed to take it out of the VCR and bring it upstairs to their room as she walked in the house. I had to lie, saying that I had to borrow one of my dads razors! Hint: get your own porn, never borrow!
I believe in love, its all we got
Love has no boundaries, costs nothing to touch...
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
Curled up in my father and that means something to me
Churches and dictators, politics and papers...
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
But love, I believe in love
I believe in love, its all we got...
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
Love is simple, hate breeds
Those who think difference is the child of disease....
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
And I wouldnt believe in me
Without love...
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
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